Andrew Lansley, the Secretary of State for Health, has launched 'one final, last ditch attempt' to get the Scots to recognise fruit by visiting each one in turn armed with a banana and an orange.
"The project has not been a total success" he opined on his return to the first world yesterday "mainly on the grounds of it being an abject disaster on all fronts".
Seen below is typical Glaswegian Chris James being encouraged to 'use his words' to describe the clearly perplexing items placed in front of him.
or otherly..
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